Post by Kellan Alexander Reynolds on Jun 25, 2013 10:50:25 GMT -5
Leave it to a woman to go bat shit psycho over some perceived insult. Was it any wonder he avoided relationships like the plague?
Those were Kell's first thoughts as he caught the sight of a descending beer bottle from the corner of his eye. Before he could react, however, the ebony haired vixen in front of him pulled a superwoman move and the glass meant to smash in his face was deflected by her arm. As the noise of the bottle shattering resounded through the air, the hunter started to his feet, ready to intercede, but soon found his efforts completely unneeded. With lightening quick actions, his "girlfriend" had the other woman by the throat and then a loud "TWACK" rang out as she headbutted the other woman into oblivion.
Dammmmmmmmmmmmn. Remind him never to piss this chick off.
As the redhead hit the ground with an inelegant grunt and "Mary" turned back to level her fierce gaze upon him, Kellan was have tempted to raise his hands in surrender. What for, he wasn't sure but something told him that his companion would have a price to be paid for the timely rescue. Not that he cared about that as long as it involved something more pleasant than the headbutt that she'd just treated Red too. Idly, he wondered if she were some sort of dominatrix or something and suddenly decided that he might just be down with it if she wore a leather corset and a sexy pair of knee high boots to kick his ass in.
Those thoughts were probably why it took a moment to compute her next words and then he was shaking his head. "I'm afraid my pockets are quite deep enough for Gucci but I'll be glad to get you drunk enough that doesn't hurt and treat you to breakfast." he told her even as the bartender approached with a scowl on his face and a first aide kit. Glancing at the man, Kell's nodded and then took it before looking back at Mary. "And since I happen to be a friend of the owner, I can pretty well garentee this little... episode won't be getting us tossed out on our asses. So...You want me to look at that while you have another drink or would you rather I see if Lexi has a doc in the place?"
As he waited for the beauty's answer, the redhead moaned and started to come too. Out of nowhere, two bouncers appeared and helped her up, leading her to the exit. Blinking rapidly, the woman tried to make heads or tails of what was going on and then ended up screeching like a wet hen. Wincing, Kell's glanced back at "Mary" and sighed.
"Have I said Thank you yet? Cause i have a feeling that was a very near miss."